Came home from donating plasma this morning to a new chink in the armor of my 1999 Chevy tank. The Bismarck Tribune delivery guy backed into it and drove away. My neighbor across the street who actually delivers the papers around the neighborhood saw the whole thing and phoned it in. I think I'll take the money and get the Lumina Rhino-Lined from top to bottom and paint it camouflage.
That matches the dents on the van really well.
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ReplyDeleteActually matches the one on the opposite side that appeared one day after Tate had taken it to school at St. Mary's.
ReplyDeleteBUMPER CARS!!!! I saw something on the discovery channel one time where some guy is trying to invent an inflatable protection system for people if they were to fall off a building or something. As soon as it senses something is wrong it inflates in milliseconds. Maybe they could come up with something like this for your vehicles.
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